3 September 2012

JOKOWI DAN BASUKI - what makes you beautiful by one direction [PARODI]

ini bukan kampanye, hanya curahan hati sekelompok simpatisan yang mewakili manusia yang rindu perubahan di Jakarta... enjoy!



 Lirik :

Bel berbunyi / My alarms ring
Pagi-pagi / in the morning
Masi ngantuk, kututup mataku lagi / I'm still sleepy, gotta close my eyes for a blink
Kuteringat / I recall that
Harus Cepat / I must be fast
Janji buat KTP di Lurah terdekat / Go to lurah nearby to renew my ID card

Dari ranjang ku langsung melompat / Right from the bed I jump immediately
Kusiap secepat Kilat / Getting ready A-S-A-P

Namun terhentak ketika kumelihat / Falling astonished in the minute I find out
Ratusan orang dijalanan yang padat / Hundreds of people taking on the jammed road
Motor mobil gerobak pun saling sikat / Cars, motorbikes, wagon, all fight for their path out

Gimana / In what way
Ah ah / Ay.. Ay..
Caranya gua lewat? / can I go across the way?

Kok slalu macet kayak gini / How come it's always this trafficky?
Udah lama kok gak bisa diatasi / It's been so long, can't the solvers be in hurry?
Katanya pada mau buat MRT / They said they were going to build an MRT **
Tau gini / If I knew this
Ih ih / I is
Gua pindah ke bali / I would have moved to Bali
ih ih / ih ih
Eh malah macet di s'manggi / Instead I'm stuck in Semanggi
(notorious for its traffic jam)

Ti-tiga jam / Three, THREE hours!
Ku di jalan / Trip of ours
Tiba di kantor lurahnya kebablasan / Arrives in lurah's office, after getting lost
Keringatan / Sweating like horse
Capek Pisan / Tired, oh gosh
Tambah kaget kulihat panjangnya antrian / Hugely surprised when I see how darn long the queue was
Jakartaku kok bisa begini? / My Jakarta, how come you are like this?
Antri nggak berhenti-henti / Lining up without sign to cease

Ku duduk bersama tiga puluh orang / I sit in waiting line with thirty applicants
Kipas-kipas kita semua kepanasan / Fanning ourselves, we all were hot and unpleasant
Keringatanpun mulai bercucuran / Sweat starts trickling all over from our sweat gland
Dimana / At what place
Ah ah / Ah ah
Petugas kelurahan? / are lurah* officers here?

Akhirnya muncul satu orang / At last come out one man shows his face
Wajahnya garang dengan kumis yang panjang / Ferocious grimace with long, space-wasting mustache
Katanya buat kelar butuh tiga bulan / He tells it will need three months to finish the process
Asalkan / "Unless ya...
Ah An / Ah ah
Kalau Kasih Setoran / ...hand a sum to grease my palms."
Ah An / Ah ah
Duit gua pas-pasan / I got insufficient fund ._.

Du du du du duit dari mana? / "Where Where Where will I get cash from?
Ketinggalan dirumah / It's left behind in my room."
Katanya ku datang besok saja / He tells me to try come back tomorrow
Mulutkupun ternganga / He gets my mouth wide open

Jakartaku kok bisa kejam begini / My Jakarta, how come you are so cruel like this?
Macet kumuh brantakan ga kenal hari / Street jammed, soiled, disordered, going day by day
Kiri kanan setoran ga berhenti-henti / In every place, payoff does not seem to cease
Kubutuh / I do need
Uh uh / eh ed
Kubutuh mas Jokowi / I do need Mas*** Jokowi

Ku mau macet jakarta teratasi / I do want Jakarta's street jams to be solved
Ku mau kumuh jakarta diberesi / I do want Jakarta's slum places to be handled
Jangan lagi setoran kanan dan kiri / No longer bribery taking place here and there
Ku mau / I do want
Uh uh / ah ant
Jokowi dan Basuki / Jokowi dan Basuki

Ku mau banjir diberesin / I do want flooding to be handled
Anggaran pembangunan gak dicomotin / Development fund is not going to be slipped
Rakyat miskin juga bisa diayomin / Impoverished townsmen also to be assisted
Ku mau / I do want
Uh uh / Ah ant
Ku mau mas Jokowi / I do want mas Jokowi
Ih ih / Ih ih
Juga mas Basuki / Also mas Basuki
Ih ih / Ih ih
Jokowi dan Basuki / Jokowi and Basuki